3 Funny Stages In A Chat

3 Funny Stages In A Chat

All that hours and hours we spend on our phones when we just met someone new and the chat just feels like a whole 3 square meal because that’s all we want to do all day; chat and keep chatting for as long as it keeps getting interesting, talk about sane and crazily unthinkable things,

All that hours and hours we spend on our phones when we just met someone new and the chat just feels like a whole 3 square meal because that’s all we want to do all day; chat and keep chatting for as long as it keeps getting interesting, talk about sane and crazily unthinkable things, even things we don’t have the courage to say in person.

Some people have grown so used to living in chats that their social life is more fun on the phone than in real life. Graduating from one funny level to another, guys; especially the pervs and certified Yoruba demons; have three funny stages that are constant in their chat.

Here you go:

Tell Me About Yourself

This is where it all starts; you get a new contact of some sexy ass chic or some fine ass dude, you say the first hi and things begin to go smooth from there; after you’ve first killed it with a killer DP or what not. The next thing usually is this question that has come to look like an interview question for some managerial position in the fastest growing company in the world. You begin to list out the person you think you are, even add sugar and salt to appear more likable than you already tried to be.

Send Nudes

The next stage, after a couple mid-night dirty talks and too much information, a “gentleman” would feel it’s about time to see what a fine girl looks like without any clothes on, aunty sends nudes and uncle returns the favour or vice versa.

Come And See Me

All that high hopes and long chats won’t just remain a chat thing forever, there’s only so far a phone thing can get, the next inevitable thing that flies out of a guy’s mouth is “come and see me”, and as if they were movies, the babe agrees on a date and bakes the hottest face for this gentleman. Whatever happens while they see, is something I’ll have to book an appointment for you to ask them yourself.

Cheers!

 

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